The Rising Waters

Ugh, I just woke up from a dream where I was basically adopted as a Swedish citizen just by drinking and singing with some soccer fans from that country. We then all went to fight the forces of darkness in some Buddhist temple at the top of a mountain. This event was preceded by me being a wheelman for Kevin Costner, who happened to also be a cocaine smuggler.

I think the Sweden thing is a direct result of Massachusetts becoming a red state the other day. You know, flee the sinking ship for high ground...and Volvos. I seriously told some Japanese folks that CA, NY, and MA would never ever become red states. I was wrong, and now the Swedish are fighting for my soul.

--Matt