A Japanese Man's Sick Wet Dream?

Japan's national obsession with panties is baffling. Even after having lived there it leaves one scratching their heads. They don't supplant any other type of sexually fetishistic object like breasts or a juicy badonkadonk and they're almost always very white bread in design compared to American or European design. Victoria's Secret is practically lingerie there. People risk serious jail time and injury to steal drying panties hanging on apartment balconies. Why?

Faster than an SR-71? Really? C'mon, that shit's not even realistic!

--Matt