"I Am Destiny To Do Something GREAT Today!!!"

Just came across a hilarious series of dramatic readings from celebrity tweets. After listening to them you too will wonder why we support these brainless parasites by buying into the media, or even how we allow them people to walk the streets. It's difficult to say which is my favorite, but the Tila Tequila rants are very, umm...what's the dead opposite of lucid?...totally batshit insane. Yeah, that's it. Something you'd expect to come out of the scrambled brain of a serial coke snorter after an ELO marathon at Studio 54.

--Matt